Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It's not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it's the resentment that settles on your face

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.

Nearly always when actors are approached by the beauticians, they try to avoid the dabs that the beauticians put on their faces. They dodge them.

The Americans, of course, are quite dotty with hospitality.

When asked to give advice, I do of course give it, because I give whatever I am asked to give.

The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.