Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

Happiness is the only thing I understand.

The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.

Other-cheekism is not only a way of purifying the soul, it is also part of every weak person's survival kit.

The gymnasiacs of Venice, in California, are so addicted to these practices that there has arisen a nation of men who can no longer put their arms against their sides

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.