What better proof of love can there be than money? A ten-shilling note shows incontrovertibly just how mad about you a man is.

I can't remember ever having a tragic demeanor. Although my life was tragedy.

The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.

I've always lived in the same way.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Nearly always when actors are approached by the beauticians, they try to avoid the dabs that the beauticians put on their faces. They dodge them.

I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.