What better proof of love can there be than money? A ten-shilling note shows incontrovertibly just how mad about you a man is.

Britain cherishes her eccentrics and wisely holds that the function of government is to build a walled garden in which anarchy can flourish.

I never spend my time doing anything I'll have to do again tomorrow.

Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition: it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.

Abatement in the hostility of one's enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.

You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you.

Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.