If I were God - and I never understand why I'm not - I should say, "Shop around, I don't think you'll find a better bargain than here."
My function in life was to render clear what was already blindingly conspicuous.
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.
I'm happy. I don't ever have to pay anything, and I don't ever have to wash the dishes, and I don't ever have to behave nicely.
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.