Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.