Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.

People age even when you're not looking.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.