There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
Death likes it when you play hard to get.
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
Desperate is not a sexual preference.
I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.