The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.