The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.