The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.