I have a great office.

The only lesson is, you gotta keep at it.

I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.

I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'

Many adults feel that every children's book has to teach them something.... My theory is a children's book... can be just for fun.

You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug

I've had a very sheltered life. What can happen to you if you stay home writing all day?