Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne

He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED.

And somewhere in heaven, Versace sheds a single, perfect tear.

my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry))

Nice " Shane said. "I'm warming up to this bloodsucking thing Mikey." "No you're not." "Okay no I'm not but right now let's pretend I am.

I am sorry my decisions do not meet with your approval, but nevertheless, they are mine, and the consequences are also mine.

You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.