If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

About how much sex I didn’t get? Go ahead.

There is a certain freedom in giving up all hope. One is no longer bound by the cords of dread or fear; you simply move toward the inevitable without thinking on the consequences.

And somewhere in heaven, Versace sheds a single, perfect tear.

He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. "Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that.

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.