If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

Even in an apocalypse like this, surely running out of Coke qualified as a disaster.

Maybe you're not his type." Michael said "Oh, now you're just being insulting.

Marriage is a big word for all guys,” Shane said. “You know that. It’s kind of an allergy. We get itchy and sweaty just trying to spell it, much less do it.

Shane - who knows about Shane? Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.

She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose. When she reached for it, Shane snatched it back. "Nuh-uh. Mine." "Share!" she demanded. "Man, you are one grabby girlfriend." She grinned. It always made her feel so fiercly warm inside to hear him say that- the girlfriend part, not the grabby part. "If you love me, you'll give me a taco." "Seriously? That's all you got? What about you'll do sexy, illegal things to me for a taco?" "Not for a taco," she said. "I'm not cheap." "They're brisket tacos." "Now you're talking.

Oliver: Fear is the natural state of anything that dies.