You want to go play with your new friends back there? The really pale ones with the taste for plasma? --Shane

Why did you destroy Manny's office, then?" "I--can't breathe--" "That is the point of choking you," I pointed out. "Haste, please, if you want to live." -Cassiel

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville’s too dangerous.

What was your name again?" "Still Eve." "No, I'm sure it's something else. That doesn't seem right.

Myrnin:I could murder a cheeseburger right now Oliver:focus ya fool

Hold on, Claire Bear! Next stop, Crazytown!

That's very rude," Myrnin said. "I haven't brought my fangs our for some time. Not in mixed company, anyway.