Usually I avoid sugar, but sugar is like the most deeply satisfying addictive thing ever.

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

In high school my mother advised me to make my last lines into titles. It was very good advice.

I love food too much - not because I'm fat but because it's so consumptionistic, etc.

I don't remember ever dressing up for Halloween but I must have. I do not like dressing up at all.

I love narrative and sometimes I feel frustrated with stand-up.

Writing on the subway or anywhere is writing. Maybe it's all just writing.