I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.

I think humor and terror are very closely related.

Penises are literally all around me all the time, and have a lot of influence on the world, on my world.

Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.

I do not like it when other people dress up. I like everyone to be THEMSELVES.

I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.

I don't remember ever dressing up for Halloween but I must have. I do not like dressing up at all.