Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.

I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at.

I read comics and I did science, and never really put them together until I accidentally found myself in the middle of one.

I'm not sure why we romanticize 'young love,' or love in general...It just leads to the idea that either your love is pure, perfect and eternal, and you are storybook-compatible in every way with no problems, or you're LYING when you say 'I love you.

The explosion would be just the right size to maximize the amount of paperwork your lab would face. If the explosion were smaller, you could potentially cover it up. If it were larger, there would be no one left in the city to submit paperwork to.

I don't have hard numbers about this, but the impression I get is that the amount of eyeballs you get from being on the humor shelf at Barnes & Noble - it is almost insignificant.

You don't use science to show you're right, you use science to become right.