Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.

Sometimes I mistake this for a universe that cares.

News networks giving a greater voice to viewers because the social web is so popular are like a chef on the Titanic who, seeing the looming iceberg and fleeing customers, figures ice is the future and starts making snow cones.

You don't become great by trying to be great. You become great by wanting to do something, and then doing it so hard that you become great in the process.

If 'other people have experiences incorrectly' is annoying to you, think how unbearable it must be to have a condescending stranger tell you they hate the way you're experiencing your life at just the moment you've found something you want to remember.

If at first you don't succeed, that's one data point.

Our brains have just one scale, and we resize our experiences to fit.