I've worked with a band, and it's nice to have someone to travel around with, but I didn't like it as well on stage.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

I ain't saying that I'm better than you, but maybe I am.

If I were to die tomorrow, I think they'd say Newman 56, composer of the hit song, Short People. Jumped off a mountain today.

And the Lord said: I burn down your cities - how blind you must be. I take from you your children, and you say how blessed are we. You all must be crazy to put your faith in me. That's why I love mankind.

Most of my songs are about insensitivity of some kind.