The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke.

I like Public Enemy a great deal.

God bless the potholes on Memory Lane.

Things aren't black and white in the world.

College men from L.S.U., went in dumb, come out dumb, too.

I hate having to wait. I've got the thing done. I just want to see what happens.

Short people got no reason to live.