The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke.

It's a big surprise to me about America that there are 40 million people prepared to vote for (Trump). They wouldn't want him as a friend. No matter who you are, you wouldn't want him on your bowling team or to have dinner with him or anything. They would recognize it immediately in a guy. A big blowhard, braggart.

If I were to die tomorrow, I think they'd say Newman 56, composer of the hit song, Short People. Jumped off a mountain today.

Crank up the Beach Boys, Baby.

Learn about the world, the way it works, any kind of science and anthropology, it's really an interesting place we live in. Evolution is a really fantastic idea, even more than the idea of God I think.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

I seen her with the milkman, riding down the street. When you're through with my baby, milkman, send her home to me.