If you can find an opening, you can probably find a way to float through it.

My colleague told me: "It took a long time, but I finally figured it out. When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it's really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.

If we had to vanish tomorrow, what would we want as our legacy?

It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.

We've placed a lot of emphasis in this country on the idea of people's rights. That's how it should be, but it makes no sense to talk about rights without also talking about responsibilities.

The key question to keep asking is, Are you spending your time on the right things? Because time is all you have.

I always thought every day was a gift, but now I am looking for where to send the thank you note.