The person who failed often knows how to avoid future failures. The person who knows only success can be more oblivious to all the pitfalls.

The person who failed often knows how to avoid future failures.

Be good at something. It makes you valuable. Have something to bring to the table, because that will make you more welcome.

Give yourself permission to dream. Fuel your kids' dreams too. Once in a while, that might even mean letting them stay up past their bedtimes.

You will not find your passion in things and you will not find your passion in money. The more things and the more money you have, the more you will look around and use that as the metric and there will be someone with more.

We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand. If I don’t seem as depressed or morose as I should be, sorry to disappoint you.

It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.