Apologies are not pass/fail.
Being successful doesn't make you manage your time well. Managing your time well makes you successful!
I didn't know there was a dying-professor section at the bookstore.
If you’re going to have childhood dreams you should have great parents who let you pursue them and express your creativity
The best gift an educator can give is to get somebody to become self reflective.
It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.