All my adult life I've felt drawn to ask long-married couples how they were able to stay together. All of them said the same thing: "We worked hard at it.

There are respectful, considerate things that can be done in life that will be appreciated by the recipient, and only good things can result.

Most people who have told a lie think they got away with it … when in fact, they didn’t

It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.

The size of your audience doesn't matter. What's important is that your audience is listening.

I'm a professor - there should be some lessons learned - and how you can use the stuff you hear today to enable your dreams or enable the dreams of others. And as you get older you may find that enabling-the-dreams-of-others thing is even more fun.

Be willing to apologize. Proper apologies have three parts: 1) What I did was wrong. 2) I'm sorry that I hurt you. 3) How do I make it better? It's the third part that people tend to forget. Apologize when you screw up and focus on other people, not on yourself.