Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

My colleague told me: "It took a long time, but I finally figured it out. When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it's really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.

It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.

Apologies are not pass/fail.

It's interesting, the secrets you decide to reveal at the end of your life.

Because you’re such a good salesman, and if you go work for a company, they’re going to use you as a salesman. If you’re going to be a salesman, you might as well be selling something worthwhile, like education

You will need to find your passion. Don't give up on finding it because then all you're doing is waiting for the Reaper.