I always thought every day was a gift, but now I am looking for where to send the thank you note.

Because you’re such a good salesman, and if you go work for a company, they’re going to use you as a salesman. If you’re going to be a salesman, you might as well be selling something worthwhile, like education

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

When there’s an elephant in the room introduce him.

Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may think you are interesting, but you are not more interesting than lunch.

People lie for lots of reasons, often because it seems like a way to get what they want with less effort.

Anybody out there who is a parent, if your kids want to paint their bedrooms,as a favor to me, let them do it. It'll be OK.