Put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others.

Advice is very easy to give, and even easier not to follow, so I don't fool with it.

If you have a question, then find the answer.

I'm dying, and I'm having fun.

If I work hard enough, there will be things I can do tomorrow that I can't do today.

Anybody out there who is a parent, if your kids want to paint their bedrooms,as a favor to me, let them do it. It'll be OK.

Well, you can’t have just some of me, Jai,” I told her. “You appreciate the part of me that didn’t get angry because two ‘things’ we own got hurt. But the flip side of that is my belief that you don’t repair things if they still do what they’re supposed to do. The cars still work. Let’s just drive ’em.