Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.
Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”
Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank
But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?
Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.
We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.