Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.

Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

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