Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

I'm a terrible trumpet player...

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Everything is beautiful in it's own way. Like the starry summer night, or a snow-covered winter's day. And everybody's beautiful in their own way. Under God's heaven, the world's gonna find the way.