Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.