Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.

I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

I originally passed on Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head in 1969, so they gave it to B.J. Thomas.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.