Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.

I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.