Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.