Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!
What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?
This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!
It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.
I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.
Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.