This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.