This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.