Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.