Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.