Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.