What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.
Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.
Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.
I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.