Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.
You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.
Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.
What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?