What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.

I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.