What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.