I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.
You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.
The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.