Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.

What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.