Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.

Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America — that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.