The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.

You know, I never knew if I had any talent when I started in this business. My first job was being a page at The Tonight Show. I saw Jack Paar come out one night and sit on the edge of his desk and talk about what hed done the night before. I thought, I can do that! I used to do that on a street corner in the Bronx with all my buddies.

When are four women ever happy for another woman getting something they'd love to have? Tell me that.

A lot of guys really I get the feeling don't care whether you like their show or not, you know. I want people to enjoy what I do, and understand what I'm doing is for their enjoyment, it's all I can ask for.

More people should use their library.

The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.

I think theres a little bit of sizzling here. Honestly, I can feel it. The ions are flying back and forth.