I'm moving on. I should have made that clear when I made the announcement. I guess I wasn't clear. If people think you're leaving a show after all these years, you might be retiring. So I understand where they're coming from, but I should have impressed the fact that I hope I'm just moving on right now.

The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.

The original reality show.

I guess I'm afraid to retire because I don't know what I would do. I don't know what my talent is. So I don't know. So maybe I'm afraid to stop, but I've got to stop.

Im involved in the stock market, which is fun and, sometimes, very painful.

As a matter of fact I don't like politics. I really don't. I think it's so jaded now and everybody has to follow the party line.

I've worked for 55 years. I'm going to take a little time off, to tell you the truth. It's just that now in the last couple of weeks, Gelman is pouring it on. 'Farewell to Regis!' It's getting embarrassing.