As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.
Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.
In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.
FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his master eat.