As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.
Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet and the evilest.