Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.
FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his master eat.
Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
As an American, I'd like to apologize - for everything.
A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet and the evilest.