In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.
Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp.
Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his master eat.
A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years.
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet and the evilest.