If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.