Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.