Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.

In such novels as This Side of Paradise and The Great Gatsby, Fitzgerald depicts the spirit of the hour which is usually about 4 a.m. His suave young men, always commuting between Princeton and The Plaza in Stutz Bearcats never sat still for long. It was too uncomfortable, with a large flask in the hip pocket.

If only I kept my eye on the ball, Looking downward as does the pro there, I might not see where it was going, at all, But there might be a chance it would go there.

There are very few humorists who have written first-rate humor after they've become elderly.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.