Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.