Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.

There is some consolation in the fact that, even though your dreams don't come true, neither do your nightmares.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.