Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.

Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got it.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.