Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet.

[Beowolf] is considered an epic because of its long speeches, its digressions, its repetition, and its being required.

A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread.

If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.