My vanity is not remotely physical, it is cerebral. I suppose feeling self-conscious might be a form of vanity, though.

I don't think I'd live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice.

Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetrical.

I've always hated the way I looked, and I've never complained about my brains.

I know I have this kind of teaching element in me, but I don't want to become a 'teacher of theater' because that would formalize something that I'd much rather keep casual.

Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.

My vanity is not remotely physical, it is cerebral. I suppose feeling self-conscious might be a form of vanity, though.