I hate being the subject of photographs.

I've always turned down stuff where you had to be fat. I may be fat, but that's not why you play a role. If the guy has to be that way, I say get somebody else because I'm not doing any fat acting.

If I were dictator, I'd have a catch-all crime of disrespect.

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

Every time I've talked about my family in the past, people have ended up getting upset. So I said to my friends and family: 'I shan't refer to you at all, and there's nothing for you to get upset about. There's the deal.

It's not that I'm sick of the theater, don't get me wrong. I'm just tired of the commitment.

I like playing Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter,' because that gives me a license to be horrible to kids. I hate the odious business of sucking up to the public.