Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

The reality was that Warner wasn't there. If there were two people or 20 people identifying him, they were wrong.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

There was a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.