One problem is that we are heavily dependent upon fossil fuels. And that's where the greenhouse gases come from, by and large, some deforestation, as well. But we have not yet come to grips with how to change that. So that's where we are right now.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.

One problem is that we are heavily dependent upon fossil fuels. And that's where the greenhouse gases come from, by and large, some deforestation, as well. But we have not yet come to grips with how to change that. So that's where we are right now.

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.