The reality was that Warner wasn't there. If there were two people or 20 people identifying him, they were wrong.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.

I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.

I think that the British government has long been on the record saying global warming is a very serious issue and we need to do something about it. I think what they did was they took their own economic experts and they said, "This time, let's try to put together a document that will really convince the rest of the world of a position that we've been holding for a while."

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.