I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.
I swim in a pool of my own neurosis. I carry love, grief deeply, like an Irishman.
I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.
Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.
Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.
Knight without fear and without reproach.