Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

All depends really on what kinds of assumptions you make. When you're forecasting things that will be happening 50 to 100 years in the future, it's really hard to predict what's going to happen that far out, so you have to make a bunch of assumptions.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.