LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.

Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no.

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.

Knight without fear and without reproach.

LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.